Things going wrong:

Lance Berkman is hitting .167.

Emilio Bonifacio decided to quit right after I picked him up as a free agent.

Brandon Webb's shoulder fell off and the D-Backs can't find it.

Roy Oswalt keeps having Oswalt-innings - blowing up his ERA/WHIP and getting no-decisions.

Beckett, Davies and Sonnanstine decided they didn't want to not give up runs (A LOT OF RUNS).

None of my players are good enough to trade for other good players.

Things going right:

Grady Sizemore is hitting very well.

John Danks is pitching very well.

Way more bad things than good things add up to yet another week of DFL.

And, here is a pic to demonstrate how I feel. But hey, no where to go but up!